It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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