It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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