Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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