I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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