Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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