I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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