this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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