I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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