hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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