When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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