I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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