Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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