Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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