The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You can't just leave with hair like that
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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