Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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