i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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