Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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