I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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