your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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