Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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