He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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