Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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