tell your sister to shave her snatch
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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