You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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