the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Every concussion has its silver lining
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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