Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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