I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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