I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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