Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice