Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch