Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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