so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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