You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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