i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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