good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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