my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
where are my eyebrows?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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