if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Randomize
