isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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