Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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