And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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