I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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