I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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