Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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