We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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