Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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