ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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