My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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