Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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