I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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