It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
