It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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