Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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