I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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