Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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