so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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