Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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