We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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