Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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