it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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