When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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