i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
